Friday, April 19, 2013

Plan B

Alright. I expect I have at least... An Hour to get this damned post up. It was clearly a stupid move to trust psychopathic cultists whose name indicates untrustworthiness. I know I was rambling last post about suicide, but I do NOT WANT TO DIE. But I have NOT been idle. I have been taking every SECOND they are not looking at me to get ready for war. A lot of Molotovs and a few homemade bombs. Also going to call in the Police if I can... They will at least cause SOME confusion with the Oathbreakers...

If I don't post tomorrow, I probably failed.

To explain why this happened, I caught Oathbreakers bringing Roland of all people into the Asylum. I asked what was going on and Magog told me that he thinks the Pale Men are actually after Roland, and not me and that I just happened to be with him when the Pale Men attacked.

That seems INCREDIBLY unlikely to me. I then made the likely stupid decision to bring up what Morningstar recommended I ask in the comments a few posts ago. Something about "The Brute" and "Metatron."

Magog didn't like me asking that. His expression was... Alarmed, to say the least.

After returning inside, saying I was going to my room, I went to speak to Magog's Aide, a guy named Chimera. I started asking about the Plan. I told him Magog had informed me about The Brute and Metatron. So I asked him what the next step was. He told me he was surprised Magog told me, and that the next step was getting into "The City."

I was interrupted by Magog storming in and demanding I go back to my room. Which I did, to type this.

So I am thinking I will call the cops, start a few fires to distract the Oathbreakers, grab Roland as a meatshield at the very least... All the idiot is good for... Then get the hell out.

Wish me luck.


  1. A very well thought out plan, calling the cops to escape in the confusion. Very good.

    Also good to hear that you always had a back up plan, and ain't losing it.

    Fuck them up and don't die in the process.

    - Mr. Incognito.

  2. Well, glad you finally wised up. Please, PLEASE be careful.

  3. Are they trying to get into the Empty City?

    Well, now I'm glad that I was able to extract Farran before it was too late...

  4. Oh god those poor officers. And they were so close to retirement too.

    Its officially been a day. I guess you're dead.

  5. Welp. Been about two days now. Guess he died or was caught or something. Anyone here surprised?

    The Birdboys are not stupid. If Doctor Marshy boy had a plan to escape the whole time, which I find likely myself, the Birdies would have been on to him the whole way.

    Rule Number 1 of Kidnapping people. Always assume your victim has an escape plan. Learned that the hard way... But the Magic School Bus taught me to take chances, get messy and make mistakes. Best way to learn shit.

    1. Magic school bus? You WATCHED that show?

      Even my fond childhood memories aren't safe from you people.

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    3. As if we didn't have childhoods or something. We are still people with, like, a past and stuff.

    4. Well, I KNOW that. I'm just surprised that Lucinda watched The Magic School Bus and turned into...THAT.

    5. Fuck Yeah. Also had a love for Bill Nye the Science Guy, Reboot and... If only briefly, Bear in the Big Blue House. Then I got older and watched Johnny Bravo, Power Puff Girls... Ed, Edd and Eddy. I am kind of getting some years mixed up, but Samurai Jack, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (Back when it was Grim & Evil), and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends were also some fond memories.

      Childhood ruined yet?

    6. you mean best way to learn is through mistakes or the best way to learn is through magic school bus????

    7. ...Nope. I always thought that Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends was creepy. Ed, Edd, and Eddy was a stupid show, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was just plain weird, and The Power Puff Girls was just boring.

      I did watch Bear in the Big Blue House, though. But even YOU can't ruin that show for me.